If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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