week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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