You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
