we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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