There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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