he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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