your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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