We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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