At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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