U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
