How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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