I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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