Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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