redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Randomize
