so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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