Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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