Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I wish I only lived at night.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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