Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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