RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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