There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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