is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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