we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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