WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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