it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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