he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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