Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
