She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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