we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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