That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My breasts were aching with rage.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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