and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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