i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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