But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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