So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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