i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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