im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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