Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I look better un-naked...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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