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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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