there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize