Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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