we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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