your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love you. Go after that dick
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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