Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
