i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want to walk on stilts...naked
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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