Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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