did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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