so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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