Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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