Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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