We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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