I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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