oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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