So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry about my life...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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