he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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