would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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