was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
